Did anyone else have a stay at home dad?

AR-Raven · 12-21-2006, 09:17 PM

My parents were role reversed. My mom had the steady 9-5 high paying job, while my dad stayed at home and raised the kids, and played viola gigs once every other week or so. My mom drives a luxury volvo and my dad drives a mini-van.

McJuicy · 12-21-2006, 09:36 PM

Woah
can he cook well?

AR-Raven · 12-21-2006, 09:39 PM

Pretty well, but he could cook before he met my mom. He makes a mean beef stew.

McJuicy · 12-21-2006, 09:45 PM

is he educated or does he just enjoy chillin on the couch.

Phil Williamson · 12-21-2006, 10:11 PM

my dad just invests shit from home as a living so yeah
my mom didn't have a job either until recently, and it doesn't really have regular hours

AR-Raven · 12-21-2006, 10:42 PM

He has a degree but I can't remember what in

Dungeon Snake · 12-22-2006, 12:12 AM

dude is your dad a gay

McJuicy · 12-22-2006, 12:23 AM

did he give you the gay

AR-Raven · 12-22-2006, 12:41 AM

no and maybe

Lord Blazer · 12-22-2006, 01:19 AM

My dad used to be a steelworker. Big steel bust, massive layoffs, fucked over over medical problems, he's unemployed. He has 3 scoliated discs that can't be treated and has horrible panic attack that he refuses to go to a doctor for. He stays at home and drinks all day.

McJuicy · 12-22-2006, 04:44 AM

self medicating

Shaun · 12-22-2006, 06:18 AM

stay at home dad hahahahahahaha

Klown · 12-23-2006, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

stay at home dad hahahahahahaha

Kunio · 12-22-2006, 08:36 AM

Two years ago my father had a condition that made him stay at home for a long time. (A beningn tumor that had to be removed involving the removal of a good part of adbominal muscle tissue, to be more precise) Considering he had compensated for this working for several organizations and he had a year or two until retirement, he has been sort of a stay at home dad for quite a while. Still, housework and cooking and all of that jazz is still divided between the maid, mom, dad, me and my brother.

Yapper · 12-22-2006, 09:00 PM

there's something really unmasculine and embarrassing about a stay at home dad. i could never feel good about myself.
is your dad effeminate?

AR-Raven · 12-23-2006, 02:53 AM

No, not really. But he doesn't really do any of the regular other dad stuff. I dunno, he doesn't fish, drink, drive a truck, or know much about cars for that matter. Neither do I, because that's how I was raised.

Dungeon Snake · 12-23-2006, 02:58 AM

haha you will be dominated by women throughout the rest of your life just like him

if i were you, if i had kids i would just fucking be the epitome of manliness and like fuckin beat them all the time and shit, just to break the horrible chain

AR-Raven · 12-23-2006, 05:17 AM

no! I don't want to be a bitch dominated by women, which I think I already am. Teach me the ways of spousal abuse!

Dungeon Snake · 12-23-2006, 02:35 PM

okay first step is to calm down

second step: whatever you think is always correct

AR-Raven · 12-23-2006, 07:23 PM

check

AR-Raven · 12-23-2006, 08:05 PM

Today at the mall I asked a REALLY, REALLY cute girl for her number at a mall. She said that she had a boyfriend, BUT STILL. I'm a real man!

Yapper · 12-23-2006, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AR-Raven

Today at the mall I asked a REALLY, REALLY cute girl for her number at a mall. She said that she had a boyfriend, BUT STILL. I'm a real man!

tell her to give your his number and you'll deal with him.

Dungeon Snake · 12-23-2006, 09:50 PM

listen girls like two things
1: being complimented on their physical appearance
2: having dudes be mean to them
now you can only be as mean as you actually can "back up", so lets refer to this quiz to see how mean you can be:
WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING BEST DESCRIBES YOU:
A) total wimp - woody allen could beat me up (0 points)
B) kind of a wimp - joey from friends could beat me up (2 points)
C) kind of a badass - i could beat up edward norton (6 points)
D) total badass - i could beat up sean connery (10 points)
SCORE:
0-1 points: you probably should just not talk to girls
2-5 points: you can be kind of a dick to girls
6-9 points: feel free to just treat girls like shit
10+ points: do whatever the fuck you want, rape them, hit them, it doesnt matter

now you'll notice most dudes fall into the 2-5 range, because youll see most dudes just acting like kind of a dick to girls. you wont see them just totally treating them like trash because deep down inside they know they cant "back it up". but most girls are fine with this because they realize that not every dude can beat up sean connery, and they know that they dont deserve a dude who can beat up sean connery. so theyre content with boys who just act like kind of dicks, so just do whatever level you are at, and youll be perfect! remember, really all you have to do to get a girl to like you is
1) say nice things about her appearance occasionally
2) be a jerk otherwise (according to the level to which you can "back it up")

Crazy Ivan · 12-24-2006, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christo

listen girls like two things
1: being complimented on their physical appearance
2: having dudes be mean to them
now you can only be as mean as you actually can "back up", so lets refer to this quiz to see how mean you can be:
WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING BEST DESCRIBES YOU:
A) total wimp - woody allen could beat me up (0 points)
B) kind of a wimp - joey from friends could beat me up (2 points)
C) kind of a badass - i could beat up edward norton (6 points)
D) total badass - i could beat up sean connery (10 points)
SCORE:
0-1 points: you probably should just not talk to girls
2-5 points: you can be kind of a dick to girls
6-9 points: feel free to just treat girls like shit
10+ points: do whatever the fuck you want, rape them, hit them, it doesnt matter

now you'll notice most dudes fall into the 2-5 range, because youll see most dudes just acting like kind of a dick to girls. you wont see them just totally treating them like trash because deep down inside they know they cant "back it up". but most girls are fine with this because they realize that not every dude can beat up sean connery, and they know that they dont deserve a dude who can beat up sean connery. so theyre content with boys who just act like kind of dicks, so just do whatever level you are at, and youll be perfect! remember, really all you have to do to get a girl to like you is
1) say nice things about her appearance occasionally
2) be a jerk otherwise (according to the level to which you can "back it up")

uhhh so this is the greatest post in 3dmm.com history and has instantly propelled this thread to "might be archive-worthy" status.

AR-Raven · 12-23-2006, 10:17 PM

Mostly it's just girls with abusive parents who are into dicks. Not all girls are

12-21-2006, 09:17 PM	#1
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	Did anyone else have a stay at home dad? My parents were role reversed. My mom had the steady 9-5 high paying job, while my dad stayed at home and raised the kids, and played viola gigs once every other week or so. My mom drives a luxury volvo and my dad drives a mini-van.
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558

12-21-2006, 09:36 PM	#2
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	Woah can he cook well?
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12-21-2006, 09:39 PM	#3
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	Pretty well, but he could cook before he met my mom. He makes a mean beef stew.
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558

12-21-2006, 09:45 PM	#4
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	is he educated or does he just enjoy chillin on the couch.
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12-21-2006, 10:42 PM	#6
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	He has a degree but I can't remember what in
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12-21-2006, 10:11 PM	#5
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	my dad just invests shit from home as a living so yeah my mom didn't have a job either until recently, and it doesn't really have regular hours

12-22-2006, 12:12 AM	#7
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	dude is your dad a gay

12-22-2006, 12:23 AM	#8
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	did he give you the gay
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12-22-2006, 12:41 AM	#9
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	no and maybe
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12-22-2006, 01:19 AM	#10
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	My dad used to be a steelworker. Big steel bust, massive layoffs, fucked over over medical problems, he's unemployed. He has 3 scoliated discs that can't be treated and has horrible panic attack that he refuses to go to a doctor for. He stays at home and drinks all day.

12-22-2006, 04:44 AM	#11
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	self medicating
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12-22-2006, 06:18 AM	#12
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	stay at home dad hahahahahahaha
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12-22-2006, 08:36 AM	#14
Kunio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,837	Two years ago my father had a condition that made him stay at home for a long time. (A beningn tumor that had to be removed involving the removal of a good part of adbominal muscle tissue, to be more precise) Considering he had compensated for this working for several organizations and he had a year or two until retirement, he has been sort of a stay at home dad for quite a while. Still, housework and cooking and all of that jazz is still divided between the maid, mom, dad, me and my brother.
Kunio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 7,837

12-22-2006, 09:00 PM	#15
Yapper Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 216	there's something really unmasculine and embarrassing about a stay at home dad. i could never feel good about myself. is your dad effeminate?
Yapper Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 216

12-23-2006, 02:53 AM	#16
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	No, not really. But he doesn't really do any of the regular other dad stuff. I dunno, he doesn't fish, drink, drive a truck, or know much about cars for that matter. Neither do I, because that's how I was raised.
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558

12-23-2006, 02:58 AM	#17
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	haha you will be dominated by women throughout the rest of your life just like him if i were you, if i had kids i would just fucking be the epitome of manliness and like fuckin beat them all the time and shit, just to break the horrible chain

12-23-2006, 05:17 AM	#18
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	no! I don't want to be a bitch dominated by women, which I think I already am. Teach me the ways of spousal abuse!
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558

12-23-2006, 02:35 PM	#19
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	okay first step is to calm down second step: whatever you think is always correct

12-23-2006, 07:23 PM	#20
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	check
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558

12-23-2006, 08:05 PM	#21
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	Today at the mall I asked a REALLY, REALLY cute girl for her number at a mall. She said that she had a boyfriend, BUT STILL. I'm a real man!
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558

12-23-2006, 09:50 PM	#23
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	listen girls like two things 1: being complimented on their physical appearance 2: having dudes be mean to them now you can only be as mean as you actually can "back up", so lets refer to this quiz to see how mean you can be: WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING BEST DESCRIBES YOU: A) total wimp - woody allen could beat me up (0 points) B) kind of a wimp - joey from friends could beat me up (2 points) C) kind of a badass - i could beat up edward norton (6 points) D) total badass - i could beat up sean connery (10 points) SCORE: 0-1 points: you probably should just not talk to girls 2-5 points: you can be kind of a dick to girls 6-9 points: feel free to just treat girls like shit 10+ points: do whatever the fuck you want, rape them, hit them, it doesnt matter now you'll notice most dudes fall into the 2-5 range, because youll see most dudes just acting like kind of a dick to girls. you wont see them just totally treating them like trash because deep down inside they know they cant "back it up". but most girls are fine with this because they realize that not every dude can beat up sean connery, and they know that they dont deserve a dude who can beat up sean connery. so theyre content with boys who just act like kind of dicks, so just do whatever level you are at, and youll be perfect! remember, really all you have to do to get a girl to like you is 1) say nice things about her appearance occasionally 2) be a jerk otherwise (according to the level to which you can "back it up")

12-23-2006, 10:17 PM	#25
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	Mostly it's just girls with abusive parents who are into dicks. Not all girls are
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558