Titties are nice to touch.

[Bob Toasted]

What say you?

[Melrose Let Down]

Hell yes they are.

[Royston]

titties are indeed nice to touch. on the subject of titties, though, who here feels awkward as hell when licking titties? i just never really know what to do.

[Melrose Let Down]

Originally posted by Royston
titties are indeed nice to touch. on the subject of titties, though, who here feels awkward as hell when licking titties? i just never really know what to do.

....Well, you make it sound as if the girl is just looking at you, like "What are you doing?" If that were the case then I would feel awkward. But she should be, uhh, enjoying it and stuff, so it wouldnt be awkward.

[Jaymond]

Originally posted by Melrose Let Down
....Well, you make it sound as if the girl is just looking at you, like "What are you doing?"

hah that's exactly how i pictured it

[Domicile Destructo]

You guys are pigs, girls aren't sex objects.

[Dave Miles]

nippy

[Greg Aronov]

i like to rest my head on them :)

[Dave Miles]

I like to suck nipples and gargle the lactate.

[Flounder]

Sometimes I masturabate.

[Royston]

Originally posted by Jaymond
embarrasing
lol

[Phil Williamson]

Originally posted by Dave Miles
I like to suck nipples and gargle the lactate.

haha

[Snatch]

I like to suck on my own tit's...

[Bob Toasted]

that's cool.

[Blind]

Who voted no?

[Bernatrick]

Tough question..... If i were to say no that is like saying titties are nothing... but they are something.... something very nice. Saying yes is like saying ill never touch them (which i most likely wont).

I voted yes.

[Domicile Destructo]

....

[Greg Aronov]

Originally posted by Greg Aronov
i like to rest my head on them :)
and then girls will play with my hair because there is so much hair on my head and they like to play with it and i like to have it played with.

[Bernatrick]

Originally posted by Domicile Destructo
....

HEE HEE LOOKS LIKE NIPPLES

[Phil Williamson]

Originally posted by Snatch
I like to suck on my own tit's...

Haha, that was his first post ever.

Welcome to 3dmm.com. Please make your stay a brief one. :)

[Beast]

She's not a he, Dickwad

[Phil Williamson]

Originally posted by Beast
She's not a he, Dickwad

...no

[Snatch]

yea mmkay i'm a chick....just so there's no confusion there but i thought the confusion would make that comment a little more fun. does the stay still have to be brief?

[Greg Aronov]

hey snatch. nice to meet you. i like girls. i like girls in my forum too. but guess what?

you're a fucking douchebag and i don't like you. try not to post in here very often you dirty cunt.

[Ramza Brave]

haha

[Snatch]

aww i'm already being called names...and here i was thinking it would take a bit. thank you so much...u like me u really like me!

[Bob Toasted]

Don't mind Greg. He's 13.

[Greg Aronov]

13 and a HALF, motherfucker.

[Melrose Let Down]

LETS GET BACK ON TOPIC...


TITTIES

[Jaymond]

SUCH A FAGGOT

[Melrose Let Down]

Well Jaymond, thank you. I find that it can be very pleasing to a woman. Royston, may I suggest that you read up on the art of pleasuring the boobses. Or perhaps the woman you are speaking of just doesnt really enjoy it that much.

i know what you are saying though, cause if i was with a woman who didnt seem to be getting anything out of it, I would feel weird too.

[Jaymond]

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND LALALA WHAT A FAGGOT

[Melrose Let Down]

On a realated note, the other day my girlfriend came over. Early that day I talked to her on the phone and said I was gonna watch the hockey game that day. So when she came over i was kinda pissed cause I wanted to watch the game. So anyways, I leave the room to do something. When I came back she was in her bra. I wasnt really in the mood to play cause I just wanted to watch the game. So I just kinda, sat down and watched the game. She got really pissed.

[Zaquis]

Originally posted by Greg Aronov
hey snatch. nice to meet you. i like girls. i like girls in my forum too. but guess what?

you're a fucking douchebag and i don't like you. try not to post in here very often you dirty cunt.

Hahahaha. God that's the first post Greg has made in a long time that actually made me laugh.

[Jaymond]

Originally posted by Melrose Let Down
On a realated note, the other day my girlfriend came over. Early that day I talked to her on the phone and said I was gonna watch the hockey game that day. So when she came over i was kinda pissed cause I wanted to watch the game. So anyways, I leave the room to do something. When I came back she was in her bra. I wasnt really in the mood to play cause I just wanted to watch the game. So I just kinda, sat down and watched the game. She got really pissed.

haha dude you're a dick!

[Jatz]

Melrose... what is wrong with you??

[Melrose Let Down]

Dudes, I love Hockey and Boobs. But Flyers games are only on TV here like once a month.

[Steve Adair]

id play hockey if i lived up where it was colder because it sounds fun. its kind of like lacrosse on skates, and i want to play lax but its during baseball season. i used to play roller hockey though over at the poway sportsplex when i was younger, they have a nice faciility.

[Domicile Destructo]

Snatch, post a picture of yourself so I can decide if I like you or not.

[Snatch]

and where do you suggest i post this picture considering greg doesn't want me posting in his forum anymore.

[Greg Aronov]

cmere and gimme a hug.

[Snatch]

umm how come ur not making fun of me? that's what i was expecting and now i just don't know what to say.

[Greg Aronov]

aw ;)

[Gavin Owers]

Greg has all sorts of mood swings when he's on his period.

[Greg Aronov]

if by my period you mean clinical depression, i totally agree! :)!

today i went to a mini-party (20 or so people) and then came home and i've got 2 hits of free ecstasy waiting in the mail for me. so i'm quite happy and i'll be even happier when i drop em and get super fucked up tonight.

[Midbackman]

when people touch my titties, i get really upset.

[Greg Aronov]

my pills look just like this:

http://www.ecstasydata.org/images/2002/1011_lg_mitsubishi.jpg
http://www.ecstasydata.org/viewtablet.php?ID=1011

[Snatch]

what's that design that's on it? and ur getting it in the mail...do they have like an ecstacy delivery program now? cuz if so where do i sign up?!

[Fat Puppy]

Its the mitsubishi logo.

[Snatch]

thanks, afterwards I decided to go to the link and TA-DA it said what it was...go figure eh? :D

[Greg Aronov]

well i found this forum where a bunch of people talk about buying drugs online and shit. like real pro drug dealers. i emailed a few. a month or so ago this dude sent me 7 hits of acid as samples, cause he only sells in bulk (1000 hits minimum). and this new guy who's selling ecstasy sent me 2 pills as samples (he sells 2000 hits minimum). so yeah. i'm kind of a con artist, i guess? :)

[Snatch]

OH MY GOSH! that's the best thing ever....way to be a con artist too that's awesome, i'd do that too. I think i may just luv the internet more and more these days...drugs online crazy!

[Dave Miles]

Originally posted by Greg Aronov
well i found this forum where a bunch of people talk about buying drugs online and shit. like real pro drug dealers. i emailed a few. a month or so ago this dude sent me 7 hits of acid as samples, cause he only sells in bulk (1000 hits minimum). and this new guy who's selling ecstasy sent me 2 pills as samples (he sells 2000 hits minimum). so yeah. i'm kind of a con artist, i guess? :)


That's fucking sweet.

[Greg Aronov]

i'd give out the link, but i don't want people doing this. this was my idea and i'm gonna take advantage of it. cause if everyone starts doing it, the dealers aren't gonna be as stupid and will stop sending samples. i'd buy in bulk if i could, but i can't, cause i don't have $5000 or so to spare.

[Dave Miles]

How do they ship it in such big quantities?

[Steve Adair]

big packages

[Greg Aronov]

yeah. little shipments are easy. i now know how to ship pills and acid in the mail without getting caught.

acid = no need to hide shit. they're on blotter paper so just put em between a piece of paper or something. easy.

pills = the way i got the ecstasy was it was in an envelope that was taped shut, there was a paper that was folded inside it, inside that was folded paper towel (actually, more like 3 of them) and it was taped shut, inside that there was a folded up piece of aluminum foil, inside that were 2 pills. yeah. by looking and touching the envelope it just felt like there was a bunch of paper in it. cool shit.

[Super Chicken Girl]

grabs own tits

Mine are squishy!

bounce

[Jatz]

how nice :)

[Dan Luke]

I like these topics because they're obviously a joke, but someone always has to come in and discuss it seriously, like the whole licking the nipple discussion.

Sexual Practices can be delt with in the Critics Corner section, thats what its there for, not all of us want to know how you have to use your TONGUE okay? Anyway.

Breasts are STUPID.

[Melrose Let Down]

starts a slow clap

[Dan Luke]

joins in the clapping

[Lmac]

clap your cock once
clap your cock twice
and if it looks like this then you're doing it right

[Robert Domke]

Originally posted by Bob Toasted
What say you?

How would I know.

[Greg Aronov]

well i had a swell night :)

[Royston]

as did i

[Lord Blazer]

Originally posted by Super Chicken Girl
grabs own tits

Mine are squishy!

bounce


..........adjusts pants

[Jaymond]

yeah dude that was e-arousing.

[Super Chicken Girl]

this is SO gonna get deleted... but oh well... it's relevant to the thread, ok?

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=970282

[Jaymond]

YOU'RE FUCKING AWESOME

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=970282http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=970282http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=970282http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=970282http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=970282http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=970282http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=970282http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=970282http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=970282

[Gavin Owers]

Haha, Ellie rules.

[Jaymond]

ellie = scg?

[Snatch]

that's almost mesmerizing...just watching that u get hypnotized well at least i did. that's awesome i must say! that whole thing makes me sure as hell want to grab them and do that for her

[Dan Luke]

Pm's Lmac to BAN super chicken girl

[Super Chicken Girl]

Originally posted by Jaymond
ellie = scg?

Yes.

[Jaymond]

come to sydney goddamnit.

[Gavin Owers]

Yeah. We'll have a Sydney 3dmmer meeting like the ones we have had before. We'll walk around and experience the wonders of Sydney and Darling Harbour and we'll catch a movie at Imax or something.

[Jaymond]

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!
I'LL BE THE ONE WHO TALKS A BIT TOO MUCH AND NO ONE REALLY GETS HIS JOKES, K?

[Melrose Let Down]

Well then, what the hell am I supposed to do?

EDIT:
Oh... I know... I'll be the guy who uses sarcasm way too much, and no one will be able to decipher whether or not I am beign serious.

[Guy Collins]

I was just gon....... ju............

What I mea....... wh................


w.........




http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=970282

[Domicile Destructo]

Someone turn that into an avatar for me. Please.

[Beast]

its already 60x60... is the file too big or something?

[Phil Williamson]

Yes

[Lmac]

Originally posted by Dan Luke
Pm's Lmac to BAN super chicken girl

receives PM, does not ban super chicken girl

I dunno, this is Greg's forum. I do not moderate in here.

[Lord Blazer]

...you threatened to ban me for posting urinalpoop.

[Dave Miles]

Yeah but the urinal poop is just gross and not funny at all.





http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=970282


That is so awesome. god i wish I could get some titties like that right now.

[Lmac]

Originally posted by Kyle Magocs
...you threatened to ban me for posting urinalpoop.

that's cause I don't like you. and what Dave said.

[Greg Aronov]

porn in my forum = fine by me.

gay porn in my forum = fine by pfister = fine by me.

[Bob Toasted]

that used to be my avatar. I found it on another BB and resized it.

[Cal Flavell]

Originally posted by Royston
on the subject of titties, though, who here feels awkward as hell when licking titties?

...no?

[Dan Luke]

Originally posted by Lmac


receives PM, does not ban super chicken girl

I dunno, this is Greg's forum. I do not moderate in here.
I uh... never PM'd you but... yeah.

[Midbackman]

Originally posted by Greg Aronov
porn in my forum = fine by me.

gay porn in my forum = fine by pfister = fine by me.


lol what?



p.s. yeah uhh greg - i'm all for getting drugs and stuff but, heh - dude, if this guys all "big quantities only" maybe he's run by some big drug cartel and you should like, not piss him off by getting so much free crap from him or he might come and kill you for not buying. just saying, i wouldnt want to be killed. did u ever see that movie, "tremors"? cuz they made like, a tv show out of it on sci-fi. god, that show sucks balls.

[Melrose Let Down]

haha. Midback makes a good point. Dont get in over your head man.

[Dave Miles]

yeah cause then the'll ride you down with a pony and lop off your head with a crochet mallet. I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN.


but seriously dude, if they were some drug cartel fags, I really don't think they're gonna kill some kid because he tried some samples and never bought anything. If anything they'll just tell him to fuck off.

[Midbackman]

Originally posted by Melrose Let Down
haha. Midback makes a good point. Dont get in over your head man.


yeah exactly. kinda like how kevin sorbo thought for some reason hercules made him successful so he went and did andromeda. yeah, don't do a kevin sorbo.



and btw, is it just me or r hot pants like the sexiest thing on chicks ever? cuz like, thongs r nice, but when chicks wear hot pants as underwear, or swimsuits or whatever they wear 'em as, and u can see just a little bit of the bottom of their ass, it's so fucking hot. i like 'em more than thongs even. for me, the less you see and have to imagine, it's kinda sexier than just looking at some girls ass in a thong, though - i'm not opposed to that either. WINK


yeah, i said WINK - that means you super chicken girl.

[Royston]

Originally posted by Cal Flavell

...no?

i'm not talking about licking your own titties, cal.

[Jaymond]

Originally posted by Midbackman

yeah exactly. kinda like how kevin sorbo thought for some reason hercules made him successful so he went and did andromeda. yeah, don't do a kevin sorbo.


LOL.

[Cal Flavell]

Originally posted by Royston
i'm not talking about licking your own titties, cal.

I anticipated that :(

[Bown]

I so want that picture to be my avatar, but I'd probably get banned.

[Jatz]

Originally posted by Dave Miles
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=970282

that is really... hypnotising (SP?)!

[Evil Ash]

SIZED

http://a.1asphost.com/evilash/avatar.gif

I had to cut down the palette and delete every second frame so it moves faster... I guess I could have slowed it down but now it just looks HOTTER cause she's all fast... and yeah. I probably could have deleted less colours from it, but oh well.

[Jaymond]

that was a hilarious and embarrassing re-read.

[Digital Taco]

it was the very last thread in this forum. I SAVED IT

[Gavin Owers]

Yeah. We'll have a Sydney 3dmmer meeting like the ones we have had before. We'll walk around and experience the wonders of Sydney and Darling Harbour and we'll catch a movie at Imax or something.

I can't even remember if I was serious or not. :(

[Jaymond]

hahah you probably were

[Quilt]

this is a good thread
except for the censored jaymond parts

i remember this was around when i first found this board and greg's playhouse was the most edgy place i had ever been to on the net

[Quilt]

i think i'm gonna read every thread from now on as if it has a date of a few years ago so they just seem better

[Jaymond]

trust me you didnt need to read my censored posts. they were basically this:
"im a knowitall i have a girlfriend look at me i know what to do cause i have a girlfriend btw i have a GF DID U KNO"

[Zaquis]

grabs own tits

Mine are squishy!

bounce

[Quilt]

how nice :)

[Robert Domke]

What do tits feel like?

[Mabdog]

tits r nice to do anything with

[Allergic 2 Life]

suckin on fun bags

[Lyntan]

tits lmao

[Demented Ferret]

Come on Jaymond, edit my posts! i'm beggin for it!

no worries

POOP POOP POOP UR A PIECE OF IT
POOP POOP POOP TRY AND EAT A BIT